Welcome to the crucible where metal meets machinery. Here, I put guitars, amps, pedals, pickups, and all the essential gear through their paces—tested for tone, playability, and raw sonic brutality.

Whether you’re chasing that chainsaw buzz, thunderous low end, or crystal-clear shred tone, these reviews are no-nonsense, and metal focused. No sales fluff. Just real talk, real riffs, and gear that can survive the pit.

If it doesn’t inspire riffs, it doesn’t make the cut.